Remember our post about our top five pre-birth assumptions that turned out to be totally right? Well we aren’t using the blog to brag about being right all the time and you knew a follow up was coming.
So, here are the top five pre-birth perceptions that went out of the window as soon as our boy was born.
Your baby might be ugly.
Well ours isn’t. We always said we would not be biased towards our child and that if he looked like a monster, we would be upfront about his unfortunate looks. Fact is, he was born and that changed. One of the first things I said to Wes was ‘Our child is actually cute!’ and frankly I think even if he looked like Sloth from the Goonies, I’d have said the same thing. Personally, I think we’ve produced a looker, but I now accept that I am totally biased and my child is better than any other child I’ve ever met.
We won’t take loads of photos of our son.
Oh man, if I hadn’t taken HUNDREDS of photographs of my son by the time he was three months old… now he’s one the amount is staggering. It’s a good job I upgraded my phone to one with a decent camera, because it has been used so much since Mason was born. I don’t share them too much, but it’s a good job that we aren’t on old style cameras, because it’d be a damn expensive habit. Give us any excuse, a laugh, a smile, a funny fart face, a cute new outfit, anything. We will be taking photographs of him.
I will not be one of those parents with a photograph of my child as my phone background.
This lasted two hours. Don’t even kid yourselves.
I won’t be a neurotic mother.
EVERYTHING at the very least concerns you. If he’s breathing kind of quickly, he’s got tiny lungs. If he’s calm and serene and you can’t hear him breathing, he’s dead. Everything that your baby does is over-thought to the point where you’re not sure if you’re going completely crazy. I don’t think I’m actually neurotic, but I am a lot more sensitive about what he does than I anticipated. I can now sleep without worrying that he’ll stop breathing in the middle of the night though, so I’m making progress!
He will live in babygrows until he’s at least four or five months old.
It was my view that there was no point in spending so much money on baby clothes when they didn’t care about what they looked like. I had every intention of seeing this through. I really did. But the fact is that people bought Mason too many cute outfits and I fell in love with them. Luckily, Wes did too. As such the babygrow phase ended when he was about six weeks old and now they are underclothing and sleepwear. Nothing else.
What did you have to admit defeat to when you gave birth? Things you swore wouldn’t happen to you that did. Things you said that you wouldn’t do that you forgot about as soon as your little bundle of joy entered the world?
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